viciouscunt:

jdude000:

OH MY GOD

This is the best show EVER

(Source: best-of-memes)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.


indigoliz:

FLUFFY


(Source: bilboofrochester)


bluesey:

teffyzkush:

Yasssss 🙌

Ed Sheeran lool

(Source: computindehd)

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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gnarly:

when you see bae is talking to someone hotter than you image